Victory Dump Edit Meaning

1.

The bowel movementthat frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. These movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.

Andrew: What happened to the bathroom? I could smell it from my room and I think I need to wash my towel now...

James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.

Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!

See hangover, drunk, drinking, poop, morning after

2.

The bowel movementthat frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. These movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.

Andrew: What happened to the bathroom? I could smell it from my room and I think I need to wash my towel now...

James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.

Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!

See hangover, hangover cure, eye opener

3.

Taking a dump while having a virus/bug. When you complete your dump you will feel refreshed and know the worst of it has gone by. This dump tells you that you have flushed away the last bits of your virus and you may now get back to living your life. This dump will often be runny, a queer colour and/or smelll terrible. When completion of dump takes place, one must stand, lift arms above ones head and do a victory march around the house. Flushing of the dump is not necessary straight away incase you want to show friends/family what you have accomplished.

Friend: Aw WTF?

You: Yeah, I know, pretty impressive huh?

Friend: You have something wrong with you

You: It was one of my better victory dumps I'll admit

See turd, dump, poop, victory, win, virus, grogan