Victory Lap

What is Victory Lap?


1.

When a collegiate student takes more than 4 years to graduate, each consecutive year after the 4th year is considered a to be a victory lap

Hey man, what year are you?

Second year senior, i'm on my victory lap.

See college, alcohol, fraternity

2.

When you run around in circles after a great achievement or victory.

Halo, 2v2, score 24 to 24. Oh Snap! He is shooting me badly, I'm in red. I only have one bullet in this stupid sniper, and, HEADSHOT!! I WIN!! ~*victory lap*~ Wow. Alright, I'll calm down now.

See halo, victory, lap, headshot

3.

When someone graduates from highschool only to return for a fifth year.

Guy 1: Dude your still in highschool, I thought you graduated.

Guy 2: Yea I did, but Im on my victory lap.

See victory lap, highschool

4.

A victory lap involves driving around in order to waste work time while operating a company vehicle. The word has also become associated with wasting time in general, "doing victory laps."Victory laps can be measured in different lengths depending on the amount of time that needs to be wasted.

Driver: Man Nick, we have no work to do and cant clock out for another 45 minutes.

Nick: I suppose we could do a big victory lap around campus.

See wasting time, work, lazy, college

5.

The extra year a student has to spend in high school in order to graduate, because they are academically behind everyone else in their class.

"Are you going to grad?"

"Not this year. I can't. I have to do a victory lap, instead."

See failure, flunkie

6.

During sexual intercourse, the act of pulling out at the peak of sexual arousal and running around the partner in a circle, spraying a fountain of gism across the ceiling and walls with the objective of covering the partner in the greatest possible amount of ejaculate.

I almost drowned in Dave's semen during his victory lap.

See gism, sprinkler, cat, rim job

7.

During vaginal doggy style, the giver pulls out right before the recipient cums to lick the clit& vulva from the back, then re-inserts to ride out the writhing dual clitoral& G-spotorgasms.

Author's Note: Closing with a facialis suggested at this point, given that a double-O is your golden ticketto do whatever the fuck you generally want for the rest of the night

Rupert had trouble deciding whether to finish with a donkey punchor the more respectful victory lap, but opted for a houdiniinstead.

Well played, Rupert.

See rimming, cunnilingus, doggystyle, from behind, bucking bronco


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