Victory Wank

What is Victory Wank?

To masturbate furiously once you arrive home after winning an important soccer match.

Lorcan: are you playing poker in rorys tonight?

John: nope have soccer at 8

Lorcan: well he was talking about playing at 9.30ish

John: No can do, heading home straight after for a victory wank :D

Lorcan: or a "can't believe I missed all those chances" wank

John: ya that sounds more like it

See wank, masturbate, meeting gemma, choke the chicken, fap

Credit Siv

1. someone who does no work but takes all of the credit, someone who uses "we" when it comes to work she wants you to do, but sit..

'itis

1. A variation and shortening of Niggaitis; The overwhelming sleepy feeling that comes over people after they have eaten too much food. U..

Vag Pack

1. A nasty sluts vagina that is in need of kicking. Johnny: Damn this slut wont get off my dick. Nigel: Lets kick her in her vag pack. S..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Victory Wank Edit Meaning