Victory Wank

What is Victory Wank?

To masturbate furiously once you arrive home after winning an important soccer match.

Lorcan: are you playing poker in rorys tonight?

John: nope have soccer at 8

Lorcan: well he was talking about playing at 9.30ish

John: No can do, heading home straight after for a victory wank :D

Lorcan: or a "can't believe I missed all those chances" wank

John: ya that sounds more like it

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