What is Vietnamese Crouching Tiger?
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A cruel but humorous sex move the involves the male pulling the corners of his eyes to blur his vision while having sex, typically with an ugly woman.
"Hey Bill did you and toothless Tammy get it on last night?"
"Yeah but I had to Vietnamese Crouching Tiger her all night"
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one who puffs his or her face out against a window and drools uncontrollably as they proceed to vivaciously lick the window on the sunsh..