What is Viggo Mortensen?
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A gift from god (or whom ever you worship). Actor, Artist, Poet, Photographer. Has the ability to become every character he plays, and no two characters are the same. Movies include: J.I. Jane, Hidalgo, 28 Days,
"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continenets, the very position of the sun along its eclpitic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world."
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He plays the hottest king ... ever. (Aragorn) In the LOTR Trilogy, movies based on J.R.R. Tolkiens books.
SO hot.
OOOOH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT! With the hair in his face, and that sexy facial hair, and his sword, o0ohie his sword.. so hot..
Random Words:
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A Latin American meal at half price.
#1: Yo homie, I's just spanking the rabbit.
#2: Word?
#3: Keep on riding dat velvet whale, ..
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The state you are in when perplexed.
We call Harry over who listens for a voice, saying “Hello, hello whoever you are”, into the mouth ..
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an involunary contraction of the muscles of the vagina during intercourse.
"Elroy thought he wuz about to git his dick pinched off..
