What is Viggo Mortensen?
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A gift from god (or whom ever you worship). Actor, Artist, Poet, Photographer. Has the ability to become every character he plays, and no two characters are the same. Movies include: J.I. Jane, Hidalgo, 28 Days,
"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continenets, the very position of the sun along its eclpitic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world."
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He plays the hottest king ... ever. (Aragorn) In the LOTR Trilogy, movies based on J.R.R. Tolkiens books.
SO hot.
OOOOH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT! With the hair in his face, and that sexy facial hair, and his sword, o0ohie his sword.. so hot..
Random Words:
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Ridiculous. For use when something is so ridiculous that it cannot even be described in proper English.
"Dude, that Jackass epis..
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Someone who aims high, but fails miserably.
Brian is such a North Korean missile. He's always striving for an A+, but he never rem..
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A band lead by poet John S. Hall. The band's "Biggest it" was titled "detachable penis" The lyrics for the song..
