What is Viggo Mortensen "vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"?
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sex god
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1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy
2.pretty damn hot for a old guy
Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons army at the battle of Helms Deep
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the most beautiful soul i could ever hope to meet.
Hello Im Mrs Mortensen
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and mine
me: oh aragorn show me your sword
aragorn: you can see my sword anytime
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A complete retard. Strong insult.
"Alan Titchmarsh is a completard."
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first, you take a massive crap on the floor beside the bed, and you have sex with your girl, as shes moaning and about to orgasm, you st..
