What is Viggo Mortensen "vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"?

1.

sex god

2.

1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy

2.pretty damn hot for a old guy

Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons army at the battle of Helms Deep

3.

the most beautiful soul i could ever hope to meet.

Hello Im Mrs Mortensen

4.

fitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfi tfitfitfitfitfit

and mine

me: oh aragorn show me your sword

aragorn: you can see my sword anytime

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