Viking Bronze Hammer

What is Viking Bronze Hammer?


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When a bag (of any sort) is shat in. The bag will then become a "Viking Bronze Hammer" when it is used as a blunt weapon over the head of any foe, until it ruptures, covering said foe in feces.

Bitch stole my monies, so I gave her a Viking Bronze Hammer and kicked her down the stairs, compound fracturing her femur in eight places.

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