Viking Funeral Edit Meaning

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1. n. The practice of sending your non-functional electronics to the afterlife.

Honorable dead electronics can go to Valhalla if sent properly. In order to send your honorable dead to Valhalla, you must:

1.) place dead electronics in a boat

2.) set the boat on fire

3.) let it drift out on a body of water.

The higher the esteem for your deaddevice, the more peripherals and accessories you include in the boat so that it may have the same status, functionality, esteem and quality of life in the afterlife. Besides, manufacturers usually don't make the same connectors on different devices.

Just like Wall St., the real skill in this practice is to avoid a criminal record. Fire fighters and police officers are usually unfamiliar with this practice and will treat it with extreme skepticism or prejudice.

1) When I stopped drooling into my MacAirbook, I realized it would no longer work. Since I love my Mac so much, I went to a near by lake to give it a Viking funeral.

2) I am on probation for a Viking funeral after sending my Super Nintendo to Valhalla after 14 years of glorious service. R.I.P., SNES

See afterlife, heaven, hell, hel, valhalla, electronic, arson, littering

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An overblown, overpriced funeral for a public figure -- such as a musician, politician, actor, or athlete -- that is vastly disproportionate to how much attention s/he needed to receive.

Peter: "Hey, did you see Paris speaking at the Michael Jackson funeral?"

Stewart: "How could I not? That viking funeral was on every blasted channel!"

See michael jackson, funeral, celebrity, viking

3.

when you take a shit in someone's mouth then break their jaw.

"last night I gave my ex a viking funeral!"

See dirty sanchez, rim job, viking, sex, chicken head