What is Viking Hammer?
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A contraceptive method dating back to the Vikings.
When having sex with a wench who is unsuitable to bear his children, the Viking pulls out and ejaculates on his knuckles then proceeds to punch the wench in the face.
Mike: so what happened with that chick you took home?
Mark: oh not much...we had sex for a while, but i was too lazy to put a condom on, so I ended up just giving her the old viking hammer...
Mike: Pow! Right in the kisser!
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Random Words:
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A fill in word for awkward, boring, silent, but deadly situations. Or anytime it just comes out.
Boy: So, what do you wanna do?
Girl: ..
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1. pubic hair that has not been trimmed or maintained.
2. Scary part of the woods in fairy tales.
I went down on this girl and I ran..
