What is Viking Hammer?
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A contraceptive method dating back to the Vikings.
When having sex with a wench who is unsuitable to bear his children, the Viking pulls out and ejaculates on his knuckles then proceeds to punch the wench in the face.
Mike: so what happened with that chick you took home?
Mark: oh not much...we had sex for a while, but i was too lazy to put a condom on, so I ended up just giving her the old viking hammer...
Mike: Pow! Right in the kisser!
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Random Words:
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A box found on the street that contains used trojan condoms.
There was no jewelry in the tiffany's box. :(..
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Fear of the acronym lol.
Sean- Dude, I beat my cat, lol.
John- Dude, what the hell? I'm home alone, and now you really scared me...
