What is Vildo?
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Vildo is a fake vagina. Much like a dildo, gay couples (men) that need that extra "zing" in a relationship strap it on and fake-fuck so hard their eyes pop out. There's strap-ons, stick-ons, and many other versions. Some even come with flavours!
Dan: "Oh Edwerd! I'm just not feeling it tonight!! OH BABY I JUST NEED A VAGINA AGAIN."
Ed: "Have no fear Dan! For I have... A VILDO!"
Dan: "Let's fuck hard now via stripping webcam."
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To take a large 8" to 10" solid shit and carefully place it into the freezer. Once frozen solid, the turd is used as a dildo.
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Meatloaf Kitty (a.k.a. cat loaves) is the expression used when you find your feline friend with his paws and tail completely tucked bene..
