Vilf

What is Vilf?


1.

Virgin I'd Like to Fuck

"Damn tilf is a vilf"

2.

Vampire I'd Like to Fuck

Bree: *swoons* Oh my God, Edward Cullen...

Pogan: I know, he is a total VILF.

Bree: So are Jasper, Emmet, and Carlisle.

Pogan: You're right, they're all a bunch of VILF's

See vampire, twilight, edward, cullen, new moon, eclipse

3.

Villainess I'd like to fuck!

Wow, that Catwoman...she's a definite VILF!

See catwoman, poison ivy, lindsay lohan, evil inc.

4.

Vampire I'd like to fuck. Usually refering to the Cullens from the Twilight saga.

Lily: OME Edward, Jasper and Emmett are totally VILF

Alexandra: I know right they're so hot

Lily: To bad they're fictional

See vampire, twilight, sexy, fangirl, cullens, edward

5.

Vampire I'd Like to Fuck

VILFs include: edward cullen, emmet cullen, jasper hale, and carlisle cullen

See twilight, new moon, eclipse, edward cullen, vilf, stephenie meyer

6.

Vampire I'd Love to Fuck.

Take note, it's Love, so the vampire is REALLY hot.

Person 1: Have you read Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles?

Person 2: Why should I?

Person 1: First, the vampires don't sparkle.

Person 2: Then?

Person 1: The main guy, Lestat, is a VILF.

See lestat, vampire, sexy, hot, fuck

7.

Vampire I'd Like to Fuck

Emmett Cullen is SUCH A ViLF!!!!!!!!!!

And so it Edward Cullenn!!!

awwww yeahhh!!!!

See vilf, emmet, emmett, cullen, is, such, a, and, so, edward, aw, yeah, vampire, like, to, fuck, vampyre


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