What is Vilf?
1.
Virgin I'd Like to Fuck
"Damn tilf is a vilf"
2.
Vampire I'd Like to Fuck
Bree: *swoons* Oh my God, Edward Cullen...
Pogan: I know, he is a total VILF.
Bree: So are Jasper, Emmet, and Carlisle.
Pogan: You're right, they're all a bunch of VILF's
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3.
Villainess I'd like to fuck!
Wow, that Catwoman...she's a definite VILF!
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4.
Vampire I'd like to fuck. Usually refering to the Cullens from the Twilight saga.
Lily: OME Edward, Jasper and Emmett are totally VILF
Alexandra: I know right they're so hot
Lily: To bad they're fictional
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5.
Vampire I'd Like to Fuck
VILFs include: edward cullen, emmet cullen, jasper hale, and carlisle cullen
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6.
Vampire I'd Love to Fuck.
Take note, it's Love, so the vampire is REALLY hot.
Person 1: Have you read Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles?
Person 2: Why should I?
Person 1: First, the vampires don't sparkle.
Person 2: Then?
Person 1: The main guy, Lestat, is a VILF.
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7.
Vampire I'd Like to Fuck
Emmett Cullen is SUCH A ViLF!!!!!!!!!!
And so it Edward Cullenn!!!
awwww yeahhh!!!!
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