What is Villa Scum?
1.
A colloquial term used to describe a rare human subspecies found only in the Midlands, whose chief characteristics are severe genital deformity, below-average IQ and a close physical resemblance to Jasper Carrott. The correct nomenclature for this mutant variant is Homo Birminghamcitius Wancus.
Those villa scum at the zoo really liked the bananas I gave them the other day.
2.
those dirty people in birmingham who dont support the one and only true team in the midlands.
wot the fucks he doing in our pub?hes wearing claret and blue the dirty "villa scum"
