Vince Offer

What is Vince Offer?


1.

Smooth talking TV salesman for such products as the Sham-Wow! and Slap-Chop. Known for his hilarious one-liners (You know the Germans make good stuff! You're gonna love my nuts!) and his ghetto headset which he always wears. He could make socks the most appealing thing on earth.

Vince Offer: Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life!

Who the fuck is Billy Mays?

See shamwow, vince, billy mays

2.

1)Comedian turned salesman that hypnotizes you with his eyeball.

2)Best known for the guy that advertises ShamWow and Slap Slop

2) Archnemesis of Billy Mays(the beard guy that sales OxyClean)

3)You're gonna LOVE HIS NUTS

"Hi, I'm Vince Offer! I sale ShamWow and Slap Slop chopper that chops nuts and all sorts of stuff!

"You're gonna love my nuts"

"It sells itself"

"This TUNA, looks BORING! Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a BORING LIFE"

Viewer: "...My life is boring...Tuna's boring...Must...Obey...EYEBALL"

See eyeball, shamwow, BillyMays

3.

A very humorous salesman, famous for selling products like the Shamwow and SlapChop. Also known for hilarious lines like "You're gonna love my nuts!". Went to jail for assaulting a hooker.

"You know the German's make good stuff!" - Vince Offer

See shamwow, vince, infomercial

4.

An annoying sales man, native to Israel, has a dry look on his face, a lazy eye, and looks like a dude from a 90s boy band. He's worse than Billy Mays.

Vince Offer is a liar, I bought shamwow and it sucked donkey boners!

Vince Offer is the suckiest sales man in the world.

See vince, shamwow, jew, annoying, salesman


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