Vince Shlomi

What is Vince Shlomi?


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Mortal enemy Billy Mays, hookers and all that is good and decent

Sells the shitty Shamwow! and has grand delusions of being funny. He is to Billy Mays what the Joker is to Batman, only less funny and more creepy.

Disowned by his older brother, Fire Marshall Bill

Why did God take away Billy Mays, but leave this asshole Vince Shlomi?

The wrong kid died!

See shamwow, billie, dumbass, batman, hookers, annoying


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