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When one door of a pair of double doors is locked closed and the other is open this is the act of repeatedly walking into the locked one..
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When you have to take a shit and the turd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.
Women always bitch that men can never understand ..
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(n). Synonym for celluwhore. Has one arm glued to a phone to their ear, so it appears as if they are one armed.
Beware of the one-arm..