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When your phone is dropped in the toilet after taking a shit and the phone is still operable.
Somebody called me while I was drunk on t..
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The stimulation, usually by hand, of one’s genitals for sexual pleasure; while simultaneously moving one’s bowels.
1)Damn, Nate! I just..
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A gold digger that finds a baseball player stupid enough to marry her (this is like 99.9% of white baseball players). Usually blond, tan..
