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To spank the monkey. To wank off. To tickle the one eyed trouser snake.
You get the idea.
Stacy totally denied me last night, so
I h..
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Mashed potato means to masturbate.
He's mash potatoing in his room!
What the fuck, did you mash potato yourself?..
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One who jerks off into a sock in order to not make a mess.
"OMG this sock is filthy, have you been sockdewelling again?"
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