What is Vintage Vag?
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The Vagina of a woman over the age of 45 years is known as Vintage Vag. Some Vintage Vag is in good condition, but most Vintage Vags feature crust, and fanny flaps of a wide diameter.
Do you Fancy her?
No I like her mum better, I fancy some Vintage Vag Mate!
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