Vintaged

What is Vintaged?

The state an alcoholic beverage attains after it has been left out for a period of time, probably at a party.

"That red wine has been there for days!"

"Do you want to drink it? It looks pretty well vintaged."

See aged, breathe, stale, beverage

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