Vinton Edit Meaning

1.

Vinton, also known as "The City of Lights," in reference to it's turn of the century downtown revamp project that installed a few thousand street lamps. Not only do they keep the streets lit, but also fools airlines into believing a runway is near. Just down the road from hickville, but not as far as bumfuck. Pronounced "vhen-hon" to all natives.

Don't blink, you might miss Vinton!

Is that an international airport? No, it's just Vinton.

That child is on cocaine! He must be from Vinton.

See hamlet, hickville, iowa, v-town

2.

A small ass town outside of Gallipolis about 30mins.

i live out in Vinton, also known as the boon-docks.

See small, boring, country, plain