Violent Bob

What is Violent Bob?


1.

Fictional character created by Irish performance poet Gerard McKeown. Possibly an adaptation of Kevin Smith's character Silent Bob. Stories centre round the unnamed narrator and his friend Violent Bob beating up celebrities. Mostly Tom McFly and Jeremy Kyle. The narrator has an unnamed girlfriend who is always refered to as 'My girlfriend, who looks like Rachel Bilson, who plays Summer in The OC'.

"No!" Shouts Violent Bob, enthusiastically, as he jumps to his feet and smashes his glass of chocolate milk into Tom McFly's throat.

See violence, fiction, mcfly, performance

2.

An entity known by some as "Violence Incarnate." He is known for his extensive flower gardens... Violent flower gardens of course.

Violent Bob's violence is uncanny!


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