Violist

What is Violist?


1.

1. One who plays the viola, a bowed string instrument with a tuning the same as that of a violin, but with a low C-string as opposed to a high E-string.

Syn.: Viola player

Ant.: Musician

1. When somebody walks into a bank with a violin case, everybody's afraid they'll pull out a gun. When somebody walks into a bank with a viola case, everyone's afraid they'll pull out a viola.

2. Him? He's not a musician, he's a violist.

See viola, violin, cello, bass, violinist, cellist, bassist

2.

Superior musician who plays the viola and as legend has it, the leader(s) of future society despite the current lack of respect.

EX. 1

Violinist: Violins are teh BEST.

Violist: No...Violists are, as proven by the sexy tone quality and large badonkadonk on the instrument.

EX. 2

ME (violist): Violists will one day rule the world.

Anonymous violin student: HAHAHA...no.

Anonymous orchestra teacher: Actually, he's right.

See viola, violin, violinist, sexy, awesome

3.

A bad second violinist

That violist felt bad sucking at the violin, so he switched to viola and suddenly became widely acclaimed.

See loser


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