Vip Parking

What is Vip Parking?

1.

The act of parking your fatass Hummer (or other fatass vehicles) in two parking spots simultaneously. VIP parking makes you especially prone to having sugar poured in your gas tank, potatos shoved in your tailpipe, and car keying. By doing this, you have labeled yourself as a complete asshole.

Though his SUV was clearly too large for a "Compact" parking spot, Chuck solved his problem by VIP parking.

See vip lane, vip driving, gas guzzler, hummer, asshole

2.

The parking space directly next to a handicapped parking space, indicating a closer parking space to said building.

"Whoa dude, VIP parking's open!"

See vip, parking, handicapped, parking lot
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