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The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.
I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farte..
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when you have to take a shit really badly but realize you do not have enough time to get it all out so you do as much of it as you can. ..
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To paraphrase Robert Crumb, perhaps the only daily comic in America worth taking a'gander at. Common fodder includes the lyrical na..