What is Virgin Of The Guadalupe?

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While scowering the back alleys of Mexico City for a nefarious crackwhore, one happens upon a misleading prositute who claims to be a virgin. One then proceeds to a supposed defloweration while vociferating ten Hail Mary's to absolve oneself of all sins, past and present.

Upon an ill-fated journey of skullduggery, while vacationing in Mexico City, I found myself in need of redemption; so I gave that skank, carpetbagging slit a motherfucking Virgin of the Guadalupe.

See rusty trombone, angry pirate, english chunnel
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