Virgin Surprise

What is Virgin Surprise?


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When the girl tells you she's a virgin right before having sex but you wake up the following day(s) and find out she gave you an STD.

Don't trust that lying slut or you'll wake up with a virgin surprise.

See std, virgin, surprise, slut, prostitute, crabs


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