Virginia Handjob

What is Virginia Handjob?


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The act of masturbating while making out. Commonly practiced when when one's partner is horrible at giving a handjobor blowjob. Note that one "gives" a Virginia Handjob to them self.

Danny: "Dude Katie broke my achy breaky heart last night *cries*"

Joe: "thats rough why?"

Danny: "I asked if i could just give myself a Virginia Handjob instead of of her jerking me off and then she said no and broke up with me cuz im such a gay pretty boy"

Joe: "yeah i know she actually just digged me for my french exchange student persona"

Danny: "god damnit joe youre just so much better than me at life"

Bob: "Tapawingo is the worst golf course in the world"

Rook: "Merr!"

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