Virginity

What is Virginity?


1.

What women are proud to have and men are ashamed of.

"I'd feel guilty taking your virginity away from you," she said, "You're so . . . nice."

"It's not like I value it," said he.

See Killing Kittens

2.

Unfortunately rare, but a valuable find. Believing in morality and true love. Devotion and commitment to purity. Beauty in self-control. Presence of mind in stressful situations. Admirable abstinence.

My virginity means something to me. It's not that I'm unwanted

3.

A big issue over a little tissue.

Girl - "I don't know if we should; I kind of still want to keep my virginity."

Guy - "What's the big, fucking deal?!"

See sex, pussy, chick, girl, fucker

4.

The greatest gift a woman or man can give to someone. You can only lose your virginity once, if you take someone's virginity, you have taken something that they can never get back: it's irreplaceable. As this is the first time someone has sex, the presence of the hymen will make this the tightest fuck.

Parker: Guess what man.

Alex: What?

Parker: I took Christina's virginty.

Alex: God damn you, I wanted Christina's virginity.

Parker: Haha, sucks to be you.

See gift, cherry, first time, virgin

5.

Supposedly a personal trait that makes one "pure". Unfortunately, the very knowledge of it seems to have unintented effects.

For men, it makes them feel ashamed that they have it because they think it represents immaturity or something along that line. For women, it makes them lie that they have it because they think it makes them less of a slut.

For the religious and/or conservative, having it makes them believe they're imbued with magical powers, which may remain ONLY if they lose their virginity in marriage.

College Geek: I still have my virginity...

College Whore: I still have my virginity!

College Professor: I still have my powers!

6.

The first time doing something fun, not always implying a sexual act.

person 1: dude i just lost my concert virginity.

person 2: sweeeeeet. i lost mine a while back.

See first, virgin, losing, losing it, lost it

7.

A mythological noun that determines the purity of someone. It is kept with a person until the first time they engage in sexual activity, and then it is lost forever.

Guys must be careful; make sure that the girl whom you take the virginity from is a good one. If you try to leave this girl, she will use it to try to make you feel lower than dirt, and it will hit hard.

Girl: "You took my virginity! You took something that nobody else can have! I can never get it back, do you get that?"

Boy: "Oh shuddup, like Matt's pierced tounge and your vibrator are any different from my cock."

See virginity, sex, dirty, pure, girls


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