Virt

What is Virt?


1.

A virt is a type of 'breaking wind' fart.

verb. When you do a virt.

noun. The gas that exits your body.

Making this sound that starts low and increases in

pitch, implies that you have sat down, got up awkwardly, bent down or picked something heavy up off of the floor.

Realistically, the term virt is used for the sound of gas exiting your anus. Usually this happens at a very serious time or when noise is forbidden eg. a library, a church.

'Virt' is said and pronounced like the skateboarding ramp, vert.

From time to time, virt can be said in a tuneful manner, creating a pleasant melody. eg. virt virtttt virt virt virt!

4 Repomen walk into a church, to take away the benches. When one of them crouches down to pick up a bench by the corner, his trousers rip and a *VIRT* is let out innocently.

See fart, gas, anus, wind, puff, air, virt, vert, vrt, vurt

2.

short for "virtual hanging", usually performed on Xbox360's GTA4. Virting is a the poor and lazy mans way to having fun with a friend.

i cant wait to virt with shawn later, were gunna go fly some helicopters and pickup the hott chicks.

See xbox, 360, gta, virt, virtual, hang, hangout, games, game


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