Virtual Cockblock

What is Virtual Cockblock?

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.

"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"

See Zip

Houdilincoln

1. The amalgamation of the Houdini followed by the Abraham Lincoln. See: Houdini and Abraham Lincoln sex acts The phrase commonly uttere..

Yankbitch

1. a dope ass bitch and can do that booty switch. She a yankbitch, aint she?!?! See yank, bitch, dope, booty, hot..

Retarded Swamp Goblin

1. Alcoholic fans of the Florida Gators. - Who drank all the Natty Light? - Some retarded swamp goblin with jean shorts who wasn't e..

Virtual Cockblock Edit Meaning