Virtual Cockblock

What is Virtual Cockblock?

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.

"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"

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