Virtual Std

What is Virtual Std?


1.

A computer virus contracted shortly after viewing internet pornography.

I had to reformat my hard drive because my pervy ass dad got a virtual STD.

2.

A virtually transmitted disease, where someone you mercy-friend'ed on Facebook won't stop stalking your profile, by constantly and annoyingly commenting on your pics and postings.

I caught a virtual STD on Facebooklast week - I accepted a friend request from an old work friend and she's been stalking my profile ever since.

See facebook, std, stalking, annoying, friend request


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