Virus Jokes

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1. The George Bush virus: Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

2. The John Kerry virus: Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on your screen.

3. The Clinton virus: Gives you a permanent hard drive with no memory.

4. The Al Gore virus: Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.

5. The Bob Dole virus: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

6. The Lewinski virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

7. The Arnold Schwartzenegger virus: Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

8. The Mike Tyson virus: Quits after only two bytes.

9. The Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200gb hard drive shrinks to 100gb, then slowly expands to re-stabilize at around 350gb.

10. The Ellen Degeneres virus: Disks can no longer be inserted.

11. The Prozac virus: Totaly screws up your ram, but your processor doesn't care.

12. The Michael Jackson virus: Only attacks minor files.

13. The Lorena Bobit virus: Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it thru windows.

These virus jokes r corny!!!

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