Vishan

What is Vishan?


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A mythical Indian creature, who has been misconceived to be Pakistani. Legend tells, he was the whore to the king of the first village in India. Vishan was granted the powers, to not only be able to insert a 19 inch penis in his mouth, but he was also granted the power to rejuvenate his body, in order to look younger, this only occurs every 55 years. His real age is predicted to be 128 years old.

Vishan is currently residing in North America, recent sightings have been reported in Canada, where he is thought to have migrated to in order to please more politically powerful Indian men. Before beginning this homosexual journey, Vishan had a settlement in the Middle-East, attracting rich Indian men, and preying on Indian laborers to produce a source of semen for his rejuvenation well. This creature has manipulated many to get his way, seducing more and more unexpected victims.

Any person who comes into contact with Vishan should be very weary, as if he has not had a penis inserted into his mouth by a matter of a full moon month, he turns into a tri-sexual, a new breed, capable of having sexual relationships with males, females, and animals. Legend tells of Vishans corrupt attacks through out history, but no one has ever witnessed an attack as Vishan is thought to have raped and murdered any one who was able to tell the story of his menacing transformation.

The Vishans mating call is "Hey Ladyfriend", pronounced with an accent. This appears to be a successful mating call, since it targets females, so no one can suspect Vishan of being a cock sucker.

If you were to encounter Vishan, you are to walk away quietly without letting him suspect you know what he really is. If he is to come a communicate with you in any way, you are to attack his source of power as fast and as many times as possible. The Vishans source is power is known to be his testicles, many quick kicks with a steel toe have been proven to be effective.

"She sucked my dick like I was an Indian king and she was Vishan!"

"That camel got raped like it was a Vishan who did it!"

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