Visio

What is Visio?


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Another useless Microsoft product that allows bright-eyed, 22-year old grad students in Big 4 Consulting companies (see Deloitte) to complicate a client's business processes and represent them electronically in a fancy, meaningless flow chart. Visio is usually incompatible with the client's IT systems, so no one can ever open the files anyway.

"Just do a quick process flow in Visio and I'll forward it to the team"

"(Client to Consultant) Billy, I can't open this Visio file you sent me - what is it?"

"I hate using Visio - can't I just do it in Word or something?"

See visio, powerpoint, word, consultant


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