Visit Your Uncle

What is Visit Your Uncle?

To masturbate. This phrase is a good code word when you're talking in front of an easily offendable audience, because it sounds so innocent.

"So, did you visit your uncle last night?"

"No, my mom took away all of my magazines."

Eoin Mcdonnell

1. A person who aspires to be Fabio Lanzoni but realises by his mid-20s its just not gonna work so gets a decent haircut. (Noun) Hey look,..

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1. Ass! See Slick Dick..

Like Hell

1. Used as a cancelling prefix. "I am going to the CIRCUS!" "Like Hell you are!" See one, two, three, four, five..

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