Visit Your Uncle

What is Visit Your Uncle?

To masturbate. This phrase is a good code word when you're talking in front of an easily offendable audience, because it sounds so innocent.

"So, did you visit your uncle last night?"

"No, my mom took away all of my magazines."

Astleism

1. adjective. Referance to a level of stupidity and incompetance greater than that of George W Bush. a security guard falling asleep on d..

Jowl

1. A STEP BY STEP GUIDE TO JOWL 1.) Loosen all of the muscles in your face and refrain from making any expression. 2.) Try to keep your ..

Yael

1. The hottest woman you will ever meet. CAUTION: you might spray your shorts upon laying eyes on her. I saw Yael and BAM! I blew a load. ..

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