Visit Your Uncle

What is Visit Your Uncle?

To masturbate. This phrase is a good code word when you're talking in front of an easily offendable audience, because it sounds so innocent.

"So, did you visit your uncle last night?"

"No, my mom took away all of my magazines."

Masteusche

1. 1. The having of pre-pubescent facial hair above the lip. 2. A human of the female variety with a hairy upper lip. 3. The act of being..

Zipping Down

1. When you have sex. It comes from the act of "zipping" your clothing off before you begin having sex. "Hey Mark, Willie w..

Postman's Day

1. A day in which the weather continually switches back and forth from sunny to rainy. A joke on the phrase 'Rain or shine' that ..

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