Visit Your Uncle

What is Visit Your Uncle?


1.

To masturbate. This phrase is a good code word when you're talking in front of an easily offendable audience, because it sounds so innocent.

"So, did you visit your uncle last night?"

"No, my mom took away all of my magazines."


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