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When a girl shits a giant turd in a bag.Puts it in the freezer,then takes the frozen hard turd out and uses the turd as a dilldo.
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a lip falls from many days of happiness and smiling.
Spending my days with Joyce, has given me Lip Fall Syndrome because my lips are ac..
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happens when you jerk off with shampoo and the chemicals react with your skin. the skin on your penis proceeds to dry up and become scal..