What is Vistaphobe?
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Anyone who fears Microsoft's latest OS (or POS).
Pete: Say bro, you gonna upgrade to the new Windows Vista?
Joe: Not no, but HELL no! I'm such a Vistaphobe you couldn't get within 15 feet of me with that mass of useless code! Heard you had to have a 353 yottabyte googla-core processor with 953 zettabytes of RAM to even run the kernel! Besides, you know what they say, "Once you go Mac, you'll never go back!"
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slightly less than adequate - credited to T Clarke
Question: Will you move in with me?
Answer: But Tim, I love you unknobiously
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