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The Story of The Turtle of Life:
The Turtle of Life has never been born unto a family of glory and righteousness.
Thus he gave unto h..
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The universal excuse when you feel like shit
"Wtf is wrong with you today?" "I'm tired"
See sleep, tired, sle..
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The art of using a sock when masturbating in order to not "make a mess"
I can't wait 'till tonight so I can sockste..