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The dude puts chap stick up the librarian's vagina and plays it like a trombone until his lips become unchapped.
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A cold, shriveled little penis. An Owen Wilson nose is most often experienced when submerged in cold water.
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Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from hi..
