What is Vitaliy Zeltser?
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1. A creature that dwells in mountain caves. Plays with mountain lion testicles for a living. Prefers old grass sprayed with feces and goat shit. Has a lifespan of 14 years mostly because of the high risk of falling of the mountain due to his intellectual genius.
2. Highly defective retard that has a penis equivalent to a hamster’s fingernail.
3. Genetically produced robot made for the soul purpose of screwing up Alex V’s life
1. Vitaliy contains dumpleberrys in his ears from falling in love lions ass
2. Have you seen Vitaliy’s dick? No
3. Vitaliy told on Alex because Alex cheated on the English test.
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