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Farting in your sleep. A brown dream.
Before I went to bed last night, I ate a lot of cheese, I woke up to my NOCTURANAL EMISSIONS.
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When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus promp..
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The gargling of jizz immediately following a blowjob over the blowee's dick in a bubbly, spitty manner accompanied by a forceful ne..