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A one-way ticket to hilarity. These differ from raffle tickets because everyone wins in the end.
Me: OMG that was hilarious!
Friend: I..
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a scale used to determine the bastardism exhibited by men.
scales include vomit inducing bastard,boring bastard, bit of a bastard, stu..
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a person that flip-flops on issues and/or runs a flip-flop factory
Both of these apply to John Kerry
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Someone who takes a pile of b..