Vithooshan Edit Meaning

1.

Someone who can hold their diarrhea for four days or more because he or she is afraid of taking a shit in a public washroom.

Boyne River, 2002

Day 1Tutu: I need to take a shit, but if I take a shit now, people will make fun of me.

Day 2 Tutu: I need to take a shit, but I guess I can hold it for just a bit longer.

Day 3Tutu: I need to shit real bad... The pressure is killing me...

Day 4 Tutu: Oww... I can't walk... it hurts my rectum.

Day 5 Tutu: FUCK! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! THIS FEELS LIKE JACK RAMMING HIS TWO INCH COCK IN MY ASS.

Clark: You're such a queer Vithooshan.

See goatse, ass, clark, balls, Mr. Hands

2.

A sexual position where one man stretches his anus open and the other shits in it.

Man 1: I was having sex with Dave last night.

Man 2: The usual Vithooshan?

Man 1: Yeah, we used one of my baby's diapers.

See goatse, meatspin, vito, ryan

3.

Someone who loves Chinese girls.

Vito: I love Mabel Chan.

Clark: You are such a Vithooshan.

See clark, goatse, mabel, vito

4.

Somebody who indulgences in the art of feces. Being one includes the excretion, application, and receiving of said feces. Also maternally related to gracelee the africannibal.

Bob: I'm going toilet

Vithooshan: Can you save it for me please?

Bob: No

Vithooshan: Then just take a dump in my hands please, ill pay

See vito, vithooshan, goatse, nutsack, tutu

5.

Somebody who urinates in his surroundings in the middle of then night then panicking blames it on the closest person of Oriental descent.

Vithooshan: O shize, i pissed everywhere, Long its all your fault

Long: *cries and runs away*

Vithooshan: I love africans

See goatse, vithooshan, vito, nutsack

6.

Someone who takes various (usually anywhere over 4) months to admit anything.

Month 1: "Ew. I don't watch porn..."

Month 2: "No! I don't watch porn!"

Month 3: "Stop asking! I don't watch porn!"

Month 4: "Seriously. You can check my laptop. I don't watch porn."

Month 5: "OKAY! I admit it! I do watch porn!!!"

The Questioner: "Wow. It took you 5 months to admit it. You're such a vithooshan."

See goatse, vito, clark, porn

7.

Also known as the Vithooshan Principle. If the person is of greater or equal manliness of a Vithooshan, then that person watches porn.

Greer: My brother watches porn! WTF!

Twig: Duh, don't you know the Vithooshan Principle?

Greer: Oh that makes sense now!

Twig: Moop.

See goatse, balls, ass, dave, clark, jack