Vittles

What is Vittles?


1.

noun. Food; usually referring to snack foods.

John was getting hungry, so he asked Joe if there were any vittles on the boat that he could snack on.

See snacks, grub, eats, treats

2.

Any type of food that you are eating

im putting on my johnny jons and gettin some vittles

See food, chicken, beef, filler

3.

The incorrect spelling of the word victuals (hey, grab a dictionary of you don't believe me). It is usually misspelled this way because this is how the word is pronounced.

Noun

1. any food edible to humans

plural-victuals: rations, provisions, snacks

Billy Bob: Hey Billy Joe, we were gonna go rustle up some victuals (vittles), wanna come?

Billy Joe: Naw thanks, I'm full up. Just ate a squirrel I found lying in the road.

Billy Bob: HOT DAMN I want me some of them victuals!

See eats, snacks, food, victuals

4.

the codename for the Berlin Airlift following world war two. Named by initial operation commander Lemay who thought that other proposed names were too ostentatious. Operation Vittles, once taken over by William Tunner (also the orchestrator of the world war two Himalayan airlift), supplied the people of berlin, saving the city, the country, and the continent, preserved democracy worldwide, and instituted the U.S.A. as the leader of the western world, staving off starvation for the people of berlin, and world war three for the rest of the world.

Vittles was the dawn of a new era in world history

See vittles

5.

the act of licking anus. see also "toss salad" or salad tossing.

Me n Dustin had us sum vittles last night. I like to have my vittles with honey.

See salad tossing, rim job, blumpkin, shocker


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