What is Vivaldi?
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the baddest mother fucker of the baroque era.
composer of the famous "The Four Seasons" violin concerto.
gloria in d rocks my socks.
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A horrible composer during the Baroque period. Followed all the rules of theory and had little to no melodic significance.
Lame musician: Hey, i can play a bunch of 16th note runs, arent i cool now?
Intelligent musician: No, anyone can play scales and arpeggios. Go play something with a melody why don't ya?
Shostakovich's violin concerto is better than Vivaldi's. Why? cuz Shosty's is hard to play and has a melody. Vivaldi just stuck a bunch of notes from a key togeth and called it "Four Seasons."
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Random Words:
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Sex standing up, the opposite of horizontal jogging.
Me and my girfriend did some vertical jogging in the phone booth last night.
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