Vivaldi

What is Vivaldi?

1.

the baddest mother fucker of the baroque era.

composer of the famous "The Four Seasons" violin concerto.

gloria in d rocks my socks.

2.

A horrible composer during the Baroque period. Followed all the rules of theory and had little to no melodic significance.

Lame musician: Hey, i can play a bunch of 16th note runs, arent i cool now?

Intelligent musician: No, anyone can play scales and arpeggios. Go play something with a melody why don't ya?

Shostakovich's violin concerto is better than Vivaldi's. Why? cuz Shosty's is hard to play and has a melody. Vivaldi just stuck a bunch of notes from a key togeth and called it "Four Seasons."

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