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When, due to the downturn in the economy, a woman must forgo her bikini/brazilian wax.
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A fart that squeaks like a dolphin, and also stinks like somethings crawled up your arse, had a curry, and THEN died.
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To improve your fitness level by partaking in couch or reclining chair-related activities, such as vigorous beer drinking or attentive T..
