Vlad

What is Vlad?


1.

Satisfyingly apt description of a certain breed of insensitive male sex partner, deriving from Vlad the Impaler, the infamous 15th century Transylvanian Emperor.

It was like being knobbed by Vlad the Impaler

See Wednesday

2.

Known as Vlad Tepes, Vlad Dracul, or Vlad The Impaler, this man was a one of a kind person, always killing and owning. Good looking, smart, he was one of the most violent prince of his times.

Vlad Dracula impaled thousands of Turkish faggots.

See vlad, dracula, prince, romania, tepes, Tudor

3.

Vlad's are medium hight and they are pretty cute. He is funny well at least thinks he is. he likes girls that have curves. and that is pretty much all he is.

Wuz up vlad, homie??

See vlad, pretty, medium, cute, likes, girls

4.

short for vladmir vodka (incredibly cheap and shitty vodka usually drunk by broke underclassmen)

i got this freshman a bottle of vlad for ten bucks, but i made him pay twenty.

5.

A mysterious cookiemaking bunny

Vlad? Vlad, Vlad... I know two Vlads. There's the bad Vlad... And then there's bunny Vlad, the one that makes cookies!

See vlad, bunny, cookies, horton, who's

6.

Slang termonalogy for a womans Vagina.

Man 1: Can i touch your vlad

Women 2: No im 11

man 1 (silence of the lambs) : I can smell your vlad.

See vagina, pussy, cunt, vlad, russian, whore bag, slut, golden shower

7.

Taken from Vlad Guerrero and made short to Vlad. It’s another type of STD (sexually transmitted disease).

That transient gypsy hooker from LA gave me the vlad yo. What do I do now??

See angels, anaheim, los angeles, std


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