Vlad The Inhaler

What is Vlad The Inhaler?

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He is straddling her chest whilst she sucks his dickor is getting tit-fucked. Just a half second before he ejaculates he shoves a thumb up one of her nostrils and the head of his dickup the other nostril. He then blows his load up her nose. She’ll do nothing but taste and smell gonad-gunk for days, sniffling the whole time.

Her E.N.T. doctor advised against her boyfriend wanting to administer a Vlad the Inhaler

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