What is Vladamir?
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a closeted, insecure man with an unfortunately small penis. vladamirs are typically paranoid-schizophrenics who secretly like to lounge/skip around in mesh thongs.
when the small man leaned over, those behind him caught a full view of his frilly pink thong. he was indeed a vladamir; just as they had suspected.
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A common, house-hold fly.
That stupid kelpohydra is buzzing around my head again. ARGHH!
See fly, insect, annoyance, bug, arachnid..
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After a female as lightly excreted feces on her partner's genitalia, she strokes the scrotum in a petting like fashion. To make thi..
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When a girl looks really good from far away, but looks bad when she gets close
"Man, that girl is hot!" nevermind, that was a..
