Vladimus

What is Vladimus?

a "guy" that bums his mum when she's sleepin.

person 1: "i pulled a vladimus on my mums ass last nite"

person 2: "jesus! your a fucking crazy mofo"

person 1: "yeh i know, i was born that way"

See vlad, bumchum, vladimir

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